Hi, there! [Jostle, jostle, bump. The camera gives a sickening lurch and is SUDDENLY FULL OF BEAMING REDHEAD FACE~]

[Way, way off-key soprano] Getting to knoowwwww yooooou [Cough gasp cough hack]Anyway, welcome to my super-scientific marketing survey. This'll take just a minute of your time, and help me stock my store better ( Read more... )

[A blurred confusion of angles and movement. That's all you see. Followed by a GIANT GRIN. That slowly angles back to a manic redhead freckleface in a dusty blue jumpsuit. The camera wiggles as she talks, because she's bouncing on her toes a little.]

Wow, it really does take live video!

[Shakycam tourist angles of ALL THE STUFF YOU'VE ALREADY ( Read more... )